Odd numbers aren't usually my thing.
Opposites attract, right?
So I usually like even things.
I am a Libra...
Ruled by the planet Venus.
I forgot my point here.
Anyway, I wanted to apologize if you wandered over to visit and all ya got was some old news...sorry if that happened to you...it was an early morning.
I had to be out of the house by 6:30am.
I had a tough choice to make...create a literary masterpiece or shi* shower and shave.
As you saw/see....my vanity won out.
Yesterday, I got four new loveables.
One chickie baby and three bad azz boys.
Chickie informed me almost immediately after meeting her that "I don't do dishes"...hmmm, I guess she's on dish duty first thing today...
One of the bad azz boys has already walked the halls of our thug-school.
He went away for an attitude tune-up and now he's back.
New and improved.
The other new loveable wore glasses and a mop of brown hair (Justin Badazz Beeber style) that just didn't quit.
It covered his face tight, like a mold of hot fudge.
I soooo had a couple of fantasy daydreams when I looked at him...each and every one involved a pair of haircutting shears.
Third badazz boy and I washed dishes.
A very nice, mannerly kid.
After a bit of small talk, mostly from me..I asked the Big One...
"So what brings you to this place..? What did you do to get placed on probation?"
"I stole a car"...he answered.
"Hmmm" I said " was it your mom's car? Or a stranger's?"
I think that makes a difference.
Kids sometimes take a parent's car...without permission, parents call the law and in a moment of anger, press charges,...usually not a horrible situation.
"A stranger's car" he answered " I don't know who's car it was."
"Do you have a substance abuse problem?" I asked.
"Like weed...?" he asked.
"Sure, weed, pills, booze... do you indulge"?
Of course he did/does..what else would make you so freakin dumb that you would steal some one's car...?
"Did you make your mother sad...?" I asked him.
"Yeah" he answered, lowering his head.
This one is gonna be easy.
Make it a great (odddddd numbered) day....
Come tomorrow back...