“My grandparents slept ass to ass for 52 years and you and I are going to sleep ass to ass for as long as we are together too.”
“I don’t think it’s good for married people to sleep apart” I told him
“Lisa and Oliver Douglas (Green Acres) slept in the same bed and Archie and Edith Bunker did too".
“Exactly! And both those guys are crabby bastards.”
"I wanna be like Ricky Ricardo.....playing my guitar and singing Babalu, life doesn't get much better than that. And it's all because the guy gets a good nights sleep. He doesn't have to put up with anybody tossing and turning, getting in and out of bed"
"Just a guy and his pillow"..... Daddio said wistfully
The words to Babalu…..(I’m going to have a field day with this one).
I'm so lost and forsaken.
Ah, great Babalu!
Bring back the love you've taken.
You can restore all the dreams that once were mine
If only you'll use some mystic sign.
Ah! Great Babalu!
Bring her back to me.
I think I may have found a single bed for Daddio...looks like his guitar could fit under it too.